"Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons."
"I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund."
"Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore."
"You must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all."
"You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars."
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