Attorney & Butcher

Attorney : Doctor, before you preformed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Doctor: No.
Attorney : Did your check for blood pressure?
Doctor: No.
Attorney : Did you check for breathing?
Doctor: No.
Attorney : So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Doctor: No.
Attorney : How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Doctor  : Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney  : But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
Doctor  : Yes, it is possible that he could been alive and practicing law.

Hentian Rehat Bas Ekpress Lucky Garden Yong PengI

For whom that always travel by bus from Kuala Lumpur to the Johor Bahru or Singapore always been stops at a rest area at Yong Peng. Lucky Garden Yong Peng Rest Area belong to a private that serve foods and other goods to the traveler by bus.

Actually it's not empty. Just near empty. It's not because nobody come here. All bus from Key Hell always stop here but everything too expensive so little enjoy their meals here.

The reason why all bus driver stop here. Free meals for them and hell for us.

It serve almost every meals from Malay cuisine, Chinese until Western.

Another view. Yep, it's empty.

Malaysia Joke

I actually a overment or Borosan Nasional supporter from i'm kid but everything change when i step my foot in Key Hell, a city of hell. I didn't said i support the others party because they also shit. I glad that I can smile living in big city with everyday joke from my supreme leaders....stupidity in new level.

I don't really know how professional are them but always give silly statements. For who don't understand language please type it back on google translate from Malay-English.