Attorney : Doctor, before you preformed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Doctor: No.
Attorney : Did your check for blood pressure?
Doctor: No.
Attorney : Did you check for breathing?
Doctor: No.
Attorney : So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Doctor: No.
Attorney : How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Doctor : Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney : But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
Doctor : Yes, it is possible that he could been alive and practicing law.
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